Chemistry jokes

I decided to post for fun some bad chemistry jokes ..because all the good ones Argon.

Lost an electron?
Well, he should’ve kept an ion it…

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A neutron walked into a bar and said “I’d like a beer, please.”

After the bartender gave him one, he said “How much will that be?”

“For you?” said the bartender “No charge.”

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”
The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.

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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe

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Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

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 I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes… but I only update them…. periodically!

Citation:

http://inorganicventures.com

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