I decided to post for fun some bad chemistry jokes ..because all the good ones Argon.
Lost an electron?
Well, he should’ve kept an ion it…
A neutron walked into a bar and said “I’d like a beer, please.”
After the bartender gave him one, he said “How much will that be?”
“For you?” said the bartender “No charge.”
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”
The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes… but I only update them…. periodically!